Octopuses (octopi?) in an interesting, night-time telly kind of way...

Apparently octopuses (or is it octopi?) are jealous lovers and favour plumper partners.
Maybe we people aren't so unlike the rest of the world's creatures. (except we don't taste very nice as calamari with lemon)

There's not really a ROW connection here, except that violent and horny octopuses amuse me and take away the pallor of Monday's film about the horrible, dreadful things people do to each other.

Maybe the key to international peace is a greater appreciation for nature and more tasty snacks. Calamari with lemon, even.